Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below: GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with [...]

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: Where [...]

Skinny Dipping… An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go [...]

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not [...]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’ One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris [...]

Box Donation A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.” The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. [...]

Your gum! XXX XXX Myspace Comments… did all those people swallow their gum and fart at the same time?? ….whoa.. what are the odds??? Posted by Kevin Monoxide on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 – 7:52 PM ahahaaaa….i just showed my 8 year old daughter this picture becuz she constantly swallows her gum…she of coarse doesn’t [...]

LITTLE FLAB !! One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said… “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife [...]

If Santa answered his mail honestly! ***************************************************** Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to [...]

What a challenging couple of days! Ack! Thanks as always for sending these my way (you know who you are!) Much Love! Enjoy The Laughter! Xoxo Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk [...]