Tag: Spiders
It Lives!!!…
Jul.07, 2011

XXX XXX It’s the goddamn Jason Voorhees of the Spider Kingdom. Spotted yesterday in the family room… XXX XXX
I Kill In My Sleep…
May.20, 2011
Today I awoke with the vague remembrance of feeling something crawling on my arm as I slept. Upon mere instinct and reflex I rolled my hand up and down my arm as I continued to slumber. Imagine my horror, this morning, when I found a huge dead spider lying on the floor next to my [...]
Arachnophobia Overdrive…
Apr.11, 2011

To My UTTER HORROR my contact case hadn’t actually grown enormously large overnight. Arachnophobia Overdrive. XXX XXX XXX
The Safety Of Wakefulness…
Aug.18, 2010
Last night I dreamt that I thought I was at The Wildlife Waystation but instead found myself in a wild animal park where all the animals were loose. I was being chased by male lions and black panthers. I managed to get into a claustrophobic cave like area when suddenly tarantula-sized spiders began attacking me. [...]
Unwelcome House Guests…
Jul.16, 2007

I swear all the bugs around my house are behaving in a truly frightening manner. There were at least a bazillion ants crawling all over the outside of my door when I went out to feed the kitty this morning. Spiders (Great for arachnophobia) and those nasty giant water beetles are everywhere. *gags* It’s reminiscent [...]
Ivy Wore Blue And The Widow Wore Black…
Mar.13, 2007

If you’re a long time subscriber you’ll recall several entries back when I mentioned cleaning the yard and finding a large, black spider under the handle of my shed. I mentioned that it looked exactly like a Black Widow but I didn’t see an hourglass so I figured it must be a different species. While [...]
Agent Blue…Spider Assassin…
Jan.14, 2007

I’ve seen so many damn spiders that my skin is constantly crawling and I don’t want to walk anywhere without the vacuum or the hose! I saw one underneath the handle of the shed…incidentally it was the handle that I’d stuck my bare fingers under just a few hours prior to the discovery. I’m not [...]
Thanks To Theoccupant For This Tasty Morsel!…
Mar.25, 2004

XXX XXX Pet Spider Kills It’s Owner XXX From ALLAN HALL in Berlin Published: 27 Feb 2004 A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider ? then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies. Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider [...]
